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5 Generator and Fuel Tinzs Tips in these Trying Times by Abiel john Balogun

I wrote this in 2016 seems not much has changed

1. The Sound of Your Generator means its all good. No more grumbling over the Noise. It is like Music now .. I am cutting a mix tape right now as we speak

2. When Pouring Fuel into the Generator You are PRESENT all that shakara splashing of fuel just because you were too lazy to buy a proper Funnel and have been using a Ragolis DIY Bottel is old gist so last Year Every Drop Counts or is actually Counting.

3. Putting Your Dog close to the Fuel Jerrycans etc. does not mean you hate animals it means Fido aka Cisco is going to get a Bonus of titbits if no one goes near them

4.Charging All the Phones (15) in the House is not being over zealous it is now called Resource Control. All That playstation crap must stop, those things eat power. It’s all them new fangled gee whiz graphic cards.

5.Finally Every Rechargeable Thingy in the House must be on.

Even the kids must bring their toys for charge as when the Gen goes off until Night Time for one hour so we can find our way to bed as in Darkness it wont come on until every rechargeable thing has discharged .

Note The NEPA powered Inverter was a huge fiscal mistake. Sell it or can you charge an inverter with water? Water we are rationing, the Pump chews wattage ….

Everything is wattage now you know.

DSTV is not really important anymore Flat Screens i hear Chop “Mega Watts”. Use The Laptop to Watch movies etc etc or for entertainment that does not involve Electricity Expenditure go to the balcony and watch your neighbours they are probably watching you too … Tales by moonlight is a great thing to introduce to the Kids .

And those neighbours who have this habit of popping in when the Gen is on and they bring funny looking phones that look like Rechargeable Fan Batteries NO! NO!!

And Lastly Get a Diesel Generator a Solar Generator Wind Turbine or move to Kainji Dam Quietly.

May God continue to Write down the names of The Fuel Cabals for Future Reference . I dont want to imagine how many people have lost their lives directly or indirectly from this nightmare.

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