Title:
🎭 “Why I Don’t Argue With Men — Even When They’re Loud and Wrong!”
🎬 Comedy Skit: “Loud & Wrong”
Characters:
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Ada – Witty, stylish Nigerian woman who doesn’t have time for foolishness
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Kunle – Confident man who thinks he knows everything (but doesn’t)
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Narrator/Voice-over – Provides sarcastic commentary
[Scene 1: Coffee Shop – Ada is sipping a drink, scrolling her phone]
Kunle (sits beside her):
Ada, you know the Earth is flat, right?
Ada (blinks):
Sorry, what?
Kunle:
Yes now. I saw it on TikTok. The guy even used a plate to explain it. Plate is flat, Earth is flat. Case closed.
Narrator (Voice-over):
And ladies and gentlemen, this is where most people would attempt a scientific rebuttal… but not Ada. Not today.
Ada (slow blink):
Hmm. So what happens when people travel? Do they fall off the edge?
Kunle:
Exactly! That’s why you’ve never seen someone go to the “end” of the Earth. It’s a government cover-up.
Narrator:
At this point, Ada remembered her blood pressure and her glow goals…
Ada (sips drink slowly):
You’re right, Kunle. Maybe that’s why planes don’t fall into the ocean. They just bounce off the edge.
Kunle (serious face):
Finally! You get it. You see? Not all women are confused.
[Scene 2: Narrator Cutaway]
Narrator:
This is why Ada doesn’t argue with men. Not because she can’t. But because arguing with Kunle is like using your generator during NEPA light. Waste of fuel.
[Scene 3: WhatsApp Group Chat]
Kunle posts:
“Breaking: Scientists confirm women have one less rib. That’s why Eve came from Adam’s own.”
Ada:
😂😂😂 Kunle, have you eaten today?
Kunle:
No. Why?
Ada:
Good. Stay hungry. Knowledge will find space in your stomach.
[Final Scene: Ada in her room]
Ada (monologue to camera):
Look, I used to argue with men. But one day, I saw someone confidently spell “psychology” as “saikolodgy”… and I realized…
Peace of mind is better than winning debates.
Text on screen:
Moral of the story:
Don’t argue with people who think Google is a conspiracy and WhatsApp is a University.
Here’s a TikTok-ready comedy skit version of “Why I Don’t Argue With Men — Even When They’re Loud and Wrong!”
This version is short, funny, visual, and structured for maximum Gen Z/African TikTok energy 🔥
🎬 Title: “Why I Don’t Argue With Men (TikTok Edition)”
Length: 60–90 seconds
Cast:
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You (as Ada)
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One guy with false confidence (Kunle)
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Voice-over or on-screen text for punchlines
🟢 Scene 1: Kunle’s Confident Take
🎥 Shot: Kunle walks in confidently, chest out.
Kunle (acting serious):
“Wait oh, Ada, did you know the Earth is flat?”
🎥 Cut to: Ada’s face, unimpressed, blinking slowly.
📢 [SFX: Windows error sound]
📄 On-screen text: “System processing nonsense…”
Ada (calm voice):
“So… where do the oceans fall into? Your uncle’s backyard?”
📢 [SFX: cricket sounds]
🎥 Kunle just nods confidently like he made sense.
🟠 Scene 2: Chat Screenshot or Green Screen
🎥 Kunle typing:
“Women have one less rib, that’s why Eve came from Adam.”
🎥 Ada replies:
“Google it.”
📢 [SFX: Typing sound]
🎥 Kunle confidently says:
“I don’t trust Google. WhatsApp is more accurate.”
📄 On-screen text: “📉 IQ has left the chat”
🔵 Scene 3: Ada’s Inner Monologue (TikTok Voice Filter)
🎥 Ada looking into the mirror:
Ada (with reverb voice filter):
“Arguing with men in 2025 is like charging your phone with Bluetooth. Completely useless.”
📢 [SFX: iPhone low battery sound]
🟣 Scene 4: Dramatic Exit
🎥 Ada sips zobo slowly, puts on shades, walks away.
📄 On-screen text:
“This is why I don’t argue. I just block & moisturize.”
🎵 Soundtrack idea:
Use a trending sound like “I’m not doing this today” or a sarcastic TikTok remix.
🔥 Hashtags Suggestions:#SkitsNG #FunnyTikTok #MenLogic #AdaNoDeyArgue #GenZvsMen #ComedyAfrica
